Joslyn Jane Mrs. Weiner: Boy

(holding a lopsided cake shaped like a wiener dog) is trying to get JANE to take a photo for her Instagram.

The name “Joslyn” evokes a very specific archetype: the eternally optimistic, slightly out-of-step friend who thinks she’s serving high fashion but is actually serving community theater. In internet slang, “Joslyn” has become shorthand for someone who tries very hard—bless her heart. She’s the one who brings a store-bought fruit platter to a potluck and calls it “gourmet.” She means well, but you wouldn’t trust her to lie to the cops for you. joslyn jane mrs. weiner boy