Russian Shrek

One of the most enduring "Russian Shrek" memes involves a bizarre interaction regarding Chupa Chups lollipops.

Instead of a frantic, motor-mouthed donkey, the creature is followed by a mangy, one-eared gray wolf. The wolf was exiled from his pack for knowing too much about the human soul. He speaks in a deep, raspy baritone, chain-smokes hand-rolled cigarettes, and offers fatalistic philosophy about the nature of hunger and betrayal. He does not sing pop songs; he hums mournful folk tunes that echo through the dead forest. russian shrek