(strums a single, hopeful chord) Ooh! I hear French people love folk music! I could busk outside the Eiffel Tower! I'll call my act "Phoebe and the Pigeons of Love" .
I haven't touched your purse, Ross.
(Defeated normal voice) See? I can’t do it! I’m gonna lose this part. It’s the role of a lifetime. I play a guy who... gets hit by a bus in the opening credits.
Okay, everyone calm down. Ross, your satchel is on the hook by the door where you left it. Joey, drink some tea with honey. Chandler... put the watermelon back in the bag.